Top 10 things I miss the most while cruising...
10. Waking up and getting ready to go to work
9. Going to the store and buying cookies and milk so that I have something for a late night snack
8. Going into the kitchen and fixing myself that snack
7. Cleaning up the dishes and the kitchen after a meal
6. Going out for crappy fast food, and being served by a snotty teenager who can't appreciate that her wages for one day will feed my Romanian waitress' family for a week
5. Making my bed - oh wait, I don't do that at home, either
4. Answering the phone and having to listen to a recorded voice tell me to hold for an important message regarding my financial future
3. Cleaning the bathroom - oh wait, see number 5
2. Walking the dog - actually, I really do miss that
And Number 1. 3 words ... High Speed Internet
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